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A wife is speaking to her husband…

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 week ago (+21/-0)     (Jokes)

Wife: "I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate."

Husband: "Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier."

Wife: "But there are poor starving people who could really use all of these clothes."

Husband: "Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving."


11 comments block


[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1 week ago (+4/-0)

wife becomes big mad

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1 week ago (+5/-0)

And you know what they say about elephants... they never forget.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 week ago (+4/-0)

I could have sworn you've posted this one already.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1 week ago (+5/-0)

I was thinking the same thing when I was posting it.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1 week ago (+3/-0)

Doesn't matter,still funny.!!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 7 points 6 days ago (+7/-0)

It's not half as funny as it's going to be when I post it again tomorrow ⛔⚠️😱

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 6 days ago (+3/-0)

I'll upvote tomorrow as well.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 days ago (+1/-0)

I chortled, briefly, in my mind

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 6 days ago (+2/-0)

OOooohhh.... brutal.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 week ago (+1/-0)

Got damn.